13 notes • 23:47 Sunday May 27, 2012
unodirectionisperfection: How I feel about people who are blowing EVERYTHING out of proportion right now.

unodirectionisperfection:

How I feel about people who are blowing EVERYTHING out of proportion right now.

via your a fail.
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via Thug means never having to say you're sorry.
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abakkus: are you sure are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1 that you never listen to bieber are you totally sure

abakkus:

are you sure

are you really sure, biebersgurl4ever1

that you never listen to bieber

are you totally sure

via your a fail.
11,954 notes • 23:43

woofuckingjiho:

when the pizza guy came over today i was like “have a good day” and he said “dont tell me what to do” and i just stood there staring at him and then he’s like “lol i got that from drake and josh”

via i get really pranky when i drink.
23,704 notes • 9:50
  • me:omfg ily i swear we're like long lost twins or something your blog is my life
  • me:also what is your name

via Come away to the slaughter.
8,124 notes • 9:48

When I’m really famous I’m gonna let myself get photographed in Tumblr-friendly poses

greaterandmoreterrible:

Like pointing upwards so you can caption it with “THIS”

And saying sentences that include ‘ship’

And physically dramatic ‘NO’s

So that y’all can easily gif me

You’re welcome

via Come away to the slaughter.
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via a girl lacks honor.
282 notes • 14:02 Saturday May 26, 2012

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via we are the survivors of oceanic flight 815.
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via THE BURIED LIFE.
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via smile a little.
48,485 notes • 13:01
  • police:THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
  • me:not with that attitude

via Consume My Mind..
3,695 notes • 13:01

DAILY AFFIRMATION FROM A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

via auf wiedersehen, asshole..
12,829 notes • 0:16 Friday May 25, 2012
  • me in social situations:why
  • me when someone talks to me:why
  • me when nobody talks to me:why
  • me when i have to get out of bed:why
  • me when there's no food left:why

via LiFE ALWAYS MAKES SENSE BACKWARDS..
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jodyrobots:

literally filled with penises. sounds like a spicy monday!

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via Threat Level Midnight.
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via Keep it classy..